i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
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There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
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Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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