I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
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what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
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Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
So much rum. So many feels.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
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