There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i drank out of a bidet.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
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There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
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We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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