Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
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I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
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Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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