Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
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i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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