She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
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I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
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Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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