Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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