I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
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It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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