but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
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Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
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Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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