Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
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You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
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Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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