he was CRYING into my vagina
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
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Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
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Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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