You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
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this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
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new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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