I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
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i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
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Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
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