we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
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Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
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I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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