I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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