I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
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Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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