Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
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I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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