you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
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THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
My vagina is officially offended.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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