I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
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I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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