is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
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Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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