if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
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Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
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I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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