You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
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When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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