That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
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win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
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It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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