its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
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You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
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I FOUND THE LEGS
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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