Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
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perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
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I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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