At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
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She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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