No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
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our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
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You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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