all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
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Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
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Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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