Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
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YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
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Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Oh god it's open bar.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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