I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
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I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
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Well I just put wine in my tea
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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