at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
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I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
So apparently I’m into choking now
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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