youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
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We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
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In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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