You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
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hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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