I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
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We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
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If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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