I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
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True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
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The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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