Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
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Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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