Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
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All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
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I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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