Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
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You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
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Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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