so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
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She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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