i was born a porn star she said
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
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So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
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Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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