What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
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just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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