she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
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I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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