what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
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When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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