Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
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just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
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then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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