do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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