It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
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Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
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I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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