your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
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My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
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Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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