i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
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This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
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Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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