I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
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Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
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The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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