I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
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Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
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I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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